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*chuckles* Apologies…but some things are too entertaining for even the King of the Goblins to pass up…
(Source: awesomephilia)
1682 —and now my great grandma’s on her way to the ER, too. For her gallbladder, but still.
MAKE IT STOP
We were supposed to go to Milpitas today so I can get myself checked out but we’re heading to Stockton to visit grandpa at the hospital instead.
This shit better not be a coma.
I do hope that everything turns out alright *frowns* A coma does not sound like much fun, and sadly I cannot do much from where I am.
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Helping Hands. #Terrifying #Wah #labyrinth (Taken with instagram)
I have always thought the helping hands were just too… “touchy feely” for their own good.
*shudder*
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GND Valentine - Jareth by *Pika-la-Cynique
Owl Jareth kills me. :D
Unless you are a tasty field mouse or a pixie…I’m not sure how that’s possible.
8 mystic-mundane asked: Your Majesty! Welcome back! It's good that you've returned safe and sound, despite the lost of some of your memories.
Thank you. I am most glad to be back. My Kingdom is much more welcoming than the waste land I was sent to…which should tell you something about the waste land.
Anonymous asked: In my dream last night, you were hanging out in my living room chatting away about kingly things and gobbledygook. Could this be some crafty trickery?
Perhaps. I do tend to chat about Kingly things.
Gobbledygook seems like it would befit a goblin’s speech much more than my own. Such a strange word…
veronikahwanders asked: Oh my! What an horrid thing to do! You cannot trust anybody theses days... Ha-has Sarah heard of this yet? I'm sorry, but I can't help but think she must be rejoicing in the fact that you "tasted some of your own medicine". Chickens well behaved?! How in the world did that happen? Surely it must have been someone truly wicked that lived in your place... Or else things wouldn't be this eerie...
I have not heard from Sarah yet…I haven’t had much time to look around. Just getting my bearings in my own castle with how different it looks is enough to take up most of my time…
I need to find the current squatters, but it appears they are adept at hiding…
And Sarah knows that I learned my lesson well enough by her scorn. That was the last time I used such a device on another intelligent being. *scoffs*
